Nickname Database

Here is the database of nicknames that I frequently use for all the players. I add more as time goes on and I've now added a grave-yard for all the players that have come and gone. I can be democratic about this process and always looking for new suggestions. Josh Barfield has been one that has stumped me for some time. Some of these aren't used on a regular basis, if at all, but they are just fun to say.

Current Roster
Lou Marson: Mars
Mike Redmond: Naked Man
Russell Branyan: The Muscle
Matt LaPorta: MaTola (Thanks Ozzie!)
Travis Hafner: Pronk, Pronky, Pronkster, Le Grone Pronke (For Games in Toronto Only)
Luis Valbuena: Baby Louie
Asdrubal Cabrera: Drube, Cabs
Jhonny Peralta: JP, P-Gun, JOANIE
Andy Marte: Marty The One Man Party, Marty
Mark Grudzielanek: Grudz, Grundle
Grady Sizemore: Grizzle, Gold Glove Grady
Shin-Soo Choo: Chew
Austin Kearns: The Kearnal
Fausto Carmona: El Diablo, The Bug Tamer
Jake Westbrook: Jack, Westy
Aaron Laffey: Laffey Taffey, The Joker
Justin Masterson: The Mastard, JD
Anthony Reyes: ARey
David Huff: Huffy
Jensen Lewis: J-Lew, J-Rod, Jenny
Joe Smith: Smitty
Chris Perez: Benz, C FN P, CFP
Rafael Perez: The Slider, Raffy Left
Manny Acta: Actavision, The Fedora

Catchphrases

Austin Kearns Home Run: "Salute The Kearnal!"
Justin Masterson Strikeout: "Taste the Mastard Sauce!"
Tony Sipp Strikeout: "Sipp on this!"
A Mike Redmond Clutch Hit: "NAKED (insert type of hit here, EX. NAKED DOUBLES!)"
Andy Marte Home Run: "PARTY TIME!"

Minor Leaguers
Wyatt Toregas: Wild
Chris Gimenez: Gem, Gimi
Nick Weglarz: Big Red, The Ox, Wegz
Carlos Santana: Sweet Sounds
Beau Mills: Big Bad Beau
Vinnie Pestano: Vinnie the Gangster
Nate Recknagel: The Recking Ball
Lonnie Chisenhall: The Chiz, Chissel
Jason Knapp: Snap
Kelvin De La Cruz: Run DLC
Jeremy Sowers: The Sour Pitch Kid
Jess Todd: The Todd

Grave Yard
Joe Borowski: Jumpin' Joe, Blowin' Borowski, Marlborowski
Sal Fasano: Big Sal, The Big Mustache
David Dellucci: Crap
Franklin Gutierrez: Frankie G, Guit
Tom Mastny: McNasty
Mark DeRosa: Dero
Rafael Betancourt: The Gavel, Raffy Right
Victor Martinez: V-Mart, Vic
Ryan Garko: Garko, Shark, The Object of Wedge's Hatred
Cliff Lee: Clifford The Big Red Razorback
Ben Francisco: Benny Fresh, The Frisco Kid, The Ben Francisco Treat = A Home Run
Kelly Shoppach: Shop, Shoppy
Vinnie Chulk: Chulkamania
Eric Wedge: 'Ole Blinky
Carl Willis: C-Train
Jeff Datz: Datzy
Joel Skinner: Windmill
Gutierrez/Choo: Chootierrez
Shoppach/Garko: Sharko
Marte/Carroll: Marroll/Carte'

Current Platoons
Sipp/Smith: Smipp