Is it because he's so fat that it takes him longer to get there, so therefore you have more time?
Or is it because you are trying to say Sal Fasano eats a lot of KFC?
Either way... I question this.. I think it is downright wrong to be taking advantage of Fat Sal's weight.. Not only that and he wouldn't be caught dead at a KFC.. He's a Popeyes guy if want's chicken. But chicken would only bring out the idea that Fasano is a chicken.. With that, he goes to Burger King. Because Fasano likes the double Whoppers.
I don't know.. Here is the advertisement.
Matt Underwood reads ad for KFC, During Fasano At-Bat.
I call discrimination against fat Italians. In return, the Italian mustache will fire watermelon seeds at you.
It's a conspiracy!