Well I figured it was only right if I unleashed my Paul Hoynes Twidder on the world.
We all know him as the lovable big guy who covers the Tribe on a day to day basis for the Cleveland Plain Dealer. We love to believe he likes food and more food, sarcasm, humor about the Indians... uh, downness.. I think his likes are clearly demonstrated with his background, fried chicken, and his main followings. Not many people follow him as you can tell, so he'd appreciate it if you'd give him some love.
Mark Shapiro Grady Sizemore Travis Hafner Casey Blake Eric Wedge Shin-Soo Boo Sheldon Ocker Anthony Castrovince Indians Insider Cleveland Indians The Tribe Daily Buster Olney Slider The Phillie Phanatic The San Diego Chicken Pee Wee Herman Prince Fielder The Cookie Monster Cheeseburgers Chocolate Frosting Chickens Cupcakes Pizza Albert Belle Popeyes Chicken Sobo Chocolate McDonalds Jack in the Box Burger King Wendy's Hardees KFC Pizza Hut Arby's Taco Bell Man Vs Food
Hoynsie is pretty much a serial twidderer. He likes bugging Shapiro for scoops, but he won't get them. As you can see, creepy Sheldon Ocker has even bugged him as well. Hoynes follows a lot of food and food places, it takes up the majority of his followings. He is following a few Indians players and people and some people within the industry of media, but he's more concerned with the updates from Jack in the Box and chasing after the chickens than he is the Indians.
I can't explain Pee Wee Herman though. I guess that's an acquired taste.