Exclusive: Rare Nimartuena Monster Spotted!We've all heard about the Nimartuena monster that has been causing havoc at the third base position in Cleveland.
But no one has been able to snap a photograph of this rare and destructive creature.
That's right, I've acquired the first and only official photograph of this Nimartuena thing and let me tell you, it is quite the hideous and disgusting looking monster.
Hide the children please. If you are easily grossed out by errors at third base, horrible-to-mediocre offense, and just overall dislike creatures that cause you to gain unfortunate migraines, you might want to look away.
You have been warned!
LOOK AT THAT HIDEOUS THING! OH MY GOD IT IS SO BAD! AAAHHHHGGGGG!!!!!